He has a knack for rendering me a little speechless sometimes.
Last night was no different. I had the news on in the background and Bill O’Reilly was doing a segment on a Russian immigrant who came to the U.S. legally and how she did it…blah, blah, blah. I have a feeling saying what I was watching will lose me some followers…whatevs.
So, not really paying too much attention, I was reading on my Kindle 3G, Free 3G + Wi-Fi, 3G Works Globally, 6″ Display with New E Ink Pearl Technology and MJ was on the laptop when I see him looking at the t.v. (Like my plug?)
“That’s the reason the term ‘Hot for Teacher’ was coined, Mom.”
Wait. What just came out of your mouth?
“Yeah mom…guys wouldn’t get any learning done in her class.”
Apparently this person is a TEACHER! Well, not in the normal sense anymore. She WAS a teacher in Moscow but came to the US, became an “internet sensation” and also went through the process to become a US citizen. Which is awesome that she went through the proper channels. Don’t worry. My soapbox is in the closet and I will away from political stuff…
If you are interested, her website is called “HotForWords” and if you are so inclined, you can see what it’s all about. Talk about a niche site!
It’s nice to know that I most likely will be made a proud Grandmother some day by my son. Makes me think that I really need to be hiding my Victorias Secret and Venus catalogs. Hmmmm. I wonder where my Fredericks of Hollywood catalog went….
Oh MJ….mama needs to talk to you!
On another topic…there must have been something in the water that I drank yesterday because I was dreaming some pretty crazy stuff…apparently my inner cougar was just itching to come out.
I won’t bore you with all the details but somehow I ended up in a minivan with one of the people I was working with and a friend of my daughters. This is not any normal friend…it’s one of her guy friends who happens to have told her at one time that she was lucky to have a MILF for a mom! I know!!! I should be horrified at being called that but secretly, I am so fucking flattered that I can hardly contain myself. It means that I still have IT…like I really ever had IT before but hey, it makes me feel good.
And did I mention that he is hot? Yeah…in a “holy shit, I wish I was 18 again” hotness scale. Is there a term for that? Like MILF but different?
Can’t be DILF cuz that’s for dads….
Maybe….HILF….hottie I’d like to…could work…It would be kind of like Gretchen Weiner’s “fetch” she tried so hard to get everyone to say. Okay, maybe not.
So, we are in this minivan and I am NOT 18 so that technically would make me a cougar with the thoughts I was thinking. Or acting upon. Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t… Let’s just say his MILF dreams came true.
And if Rambo knew what was taking place in my dreams, he would have tapped me on the shoulder at about 3:00 this morning and the rest of the day would have been a GOOD DAY. It’s not a GOOD DAY. I wish it was, but wishing only gets me rainbows and unicorns.
So, I leave you with visions of that and I am hoping that some of you started out today as a GOOD DAY… *smiling and nodding* Damn, you are having a GOOD DAY and I am not. Sigh.